‘A Very Testing Time’ – A Brand-new Viral Web Series


The following is an excerpt from Volume 2 of the Falcon Boy: A Fairly Hopeless Hero series, The Brothers Revoltable Travelling Circus and Other Crazy Fun with Special Guests (coming soon in paperback)

In each episode of A Very Testing Time Peg and Dee Quilty test things to the great delight of an online audience that now numbers in the billions. Each episode (and there are 1000s of them) begins the same way:

‘I wonder what happens if … ?’ says Peg.

‘Let’s find out!’ replies Dee.

Cue wonky glockenspiel and Peg and Dee materialize. Each episode is meant to be great fun for all involved but that does depend upon your viewpoint. For children like Ellis and her classmates, Peg and Dee can do no wrong. For the many concerned parents and anyone else sent into an absolute rage by the runaway success of the simplest of ideas, ‘A Very Testing Time’ is exactly that. Episodes that caused considerable concern for those considerably concerned included;

spray-painting an elephant’s rear;

dressing cats in dolls clothes;

passing off pigs as babies in prams;

putting their parents into residential care;

starting a run on the Stock Exchange;

convincing an elderly relative that Christmas Day had been moved to a week in August;

starting up a start-up to close down their least favourite Burger chain;

lobbying their local elected representative for lost distance wrestling to be made an Olympic sport;

inventing a board game with no board and no rules;

entering a potty into an art exhibition;

using a random word generator to write an award-winning novel;

breaking into a top security prison;

entering and eventually getting a bronze medal for coming third in a mini-marathon without either of them leaving their bedroom-cum-studio;

advising a monarch to let the spare rooms in his palace be used as public storage facilities;

patenting a brand-new rip chord made especially for deep sea parachuting;

sponsoring a graduate through Law School with the express purpose of getting this graduate to sue themselves in court (the graduate subsequently lost but took the case to Appeal);

electronically influencing purchasing patterns for a range of television shopping channels;

starting (and ending) a new aesthetic movement;

using a 3-D printer to print a 2-D printer;

hiring a flash mob to comment upon the actual absurdity of the everyday as a philosophical concept;

commissioning a series of experimental short films based on the notion of liminality.


Author: Barnaby Taylor

Inspired by his passion for films and video games, Barnaby Taylor loves writing dystopian science fiction and horror. He has recently written the VIRO series about a gang of teenagers struggling to survive in a world overrun by the infected. There are currently three books in the series and Book Four is on the way. VIRO is rapidly infecting the Amazon charts and gaining rave reviews along the way. Here's one of the latest reviews: 'I found myself sucked right into the characters and never-ending action and gore page after page. I very rarely buy books, but immediately purchased number two which I found equally as engrossing. Yesterday I bought book three in the VIRO series and instead of a good night's sleep I've got red eyes and a need for Red Bull! Fantastic series for all my zombie lovers out there!' Book One is currently FREE to download at the following links: http://bit.ly/VIRO1UKKindle http://bit.ly/VIROBOOK1 Barnaby posts weekly updates on his writing on his blog and you can follow these updates at www.falconboy.ie. You can also find him on Twitter @BarnabyFTaylor.

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