The Entry Word 1.13

‘Backwards,’ declares Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘Backwards now world-spinning. All progress halt. New histories writing.’ His voice is a terrible one, all wrath and gritty. ‘Not resting us ‘til world back beginning spin at start once more.’ Bartholomaus Hamson, Einav Dionisii, Mally Jaqueminet, Agatho Wagner, and Husniya Hindge agree. ‘My plan,’ crows Jodocus Meaddowcraft to the weary […]

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The Entry Word 1.12

Husniya Hindge is twin and has an arm as long as a leg and a leg as long as an arm and no-one can be truly sure of her outlines as Husniya Hindge shimmers psychosuggestively to cause a distinct mental uncertainty among all of those unlucky enough to meet her. Imagine being defined by a […]

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The Entry Word 1.11

Agatho Wagner is a proud-strutting myriapod full of mathematical magnificence expressed physically as troubling angles and lines. Resplendent. Repugnatorial. Agatho takes the utmost pleasure in obnoxion and fully appreciates the disgust by which he is defined across the varied planes. Agatho does not ever speak but writes instead long missives in a tiny hand with […]

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The Entry Word 1.10

With a stench from beyond space and time Mally Jaqueminet appears. She is wreathed in rotting weeds. ‘Nihil her thing best,’ says Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘See shining eye danger her facing you. Malingering. Moody. Malevolent. Malicious. Magnificent. Murderous. Mean. Malodorous.’ Mally bows lows to the watching world. Jodocus Meaddowcraft continues. ‘Calamitous. Deadly. Dire. Noxious. Pernicious. Ruinous. […]

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The Entry Word 1.9

Another appears. Bulbous. Slime-lined. Mollusc. ‘Einav Dionisii,’ waves Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘Wrong all do. Evil only evil only ever.’ Einav clears his throat and begins to speak like the discord of a rusty orchestra. ‘More more agathokakological, gathered ones. A-G-A-T-H-O-K-A-K-O-L-O-G-I-C-A-L. Mainly leaning one way and then other but balanced overall.’ Jodocus Meaddowcraft begs to differ. ‘Balance […]

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The Entry Word 1.8

‘Here Bartholomaus Hamson introducing,’ says Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘Lieutenant. Sidekick. Limb.’ Bartholomaus Hamson is an ugly brute of a manstrosity. ‘Herds Bartholomaus Hamson the Unslept,’ continues Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘Guidance divining crowd control.’ Bartholomaus Hamson offers his sleaziest of smiles. ‘Grin on, fine friend,’ says Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘Planet now feeling fear and not happiness.’ Bartholomaus Hamson begins […]

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The Entry Word 1.7

The next morning. ‘I am obtuse from now forever,’ declares Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘We have seen enough of your foolish world to be anything other than annoyed for having been summoned through your stupidity.’ Jodocus smiles. ‘Furthermore, you will now find it hard to understand me when I speak.’ Another smile. ‘But just before that happens […]

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The Entry Word 1.6

‘There is a multitude of us,’ says Jodocus Meaddowcraft. ‘One after the other and then the next again forever now. More than you can count.’ ‘Behold the Unslept’ says Jodocus Meaddowcraft, pointing at the screen. ‘See how they play.’ Jodocus laughs. ‘Each one summoned by a mistyped search.’ The Assembly looks and what it sees […]

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The Entry Word 1.5

‘I bet you don’t even know what I am?’ Jodocus Meaddowcraft continues. ‘Saint? Resurrect? Alien? Visitor? Deity? Destroyer? Saviour? Traveller?’ No one knows what to say to Jodocus Meaddowcraft. Advice is sought but not provided. ‘No whispering,’ whispers Jodocus Meaddowcraft loudly as delegates confer. ‘Do not talk amongst yourselves any longer. Only to me with […]

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